Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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