grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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