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I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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