kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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