pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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