I got chris browned last night
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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