Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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