Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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