And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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