Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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