? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.