I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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