i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?