You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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