I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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