one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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