About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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