My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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