So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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