goodnight i made you a song goodbye
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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