He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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