Pregnant stripper...not hot.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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