Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Welp...herpes.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Randomize
