bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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