He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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