He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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