Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
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