its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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