...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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