Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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