Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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