She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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