adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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