Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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