Where is the hickey?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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