I'm going to jail i love you
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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