kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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You're a waste of cheezeits
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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