Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Randomize
