It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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