So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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