I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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