Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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