its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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