her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
im six kinds of drunk right now
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.