I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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