he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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