i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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