Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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