I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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