i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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