Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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