i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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