i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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