have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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