Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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