She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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