I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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