ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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