I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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