I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
We need to get me chipped asap
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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